Uh, yo, yo, yo, yo
I’ve been so many places, I’ve seen so many faces
But nothin’ compares to these blue and yellow purple hills
I’ve climbed the highest mountain once or twice, but who’s countin’?
But nothin’ compares to these blue and yellow purple hills
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of lawsuits inside her palm
It’s Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
Roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can’t describe the vibe I get when I drive by six people and five I hit
Ah, sh-, I started a mosh pit
Squashed a chick and lost her foster kids
This room makes me hallucinate
Then I sweat ’til I start losin’ weight
‘Til I see dumb shit start happenin’
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryna rap again
So bounce, bounce, come on, bounce
I said “Come on, bounce!”
Everybody in the house doin’ mass amounts (me)
To the women in the thongs wit’ they asses out
We don’t bull-, better ask around
D12 throws the bombest bash in town
Bizarre, your mom is crashin’ out
Help me get her on the couch ‘fore she passes out (come on)
F- that, someone help Denaun
He’s upstairs wrestling with Elton John
Hey Von, you see me steppin’ on these leprechauns?
It gotta be Tums, the Ex-Lax is gone
Yeah, I took ’em all, dawg, with some Parmesan
And I think my arm is gone… No, it’s probably numb
Young, dumb, and full of-
And I think he ’bout to swallow his tongue
Scary-ass, it was false alarm
You think I’m ’bout to die when I just got on?
Well, stop actin’ stupid
You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new s- (ayy)
I think I did too much (uh-huh)
I think I got the runs (uh-huh)
Rolaids, Pepto, Anton
Watch out, here it comes
I’ve been so many places, I’ve seen so many faces
But nothin’ compares to these blue and yellow purple hills
I’ve climbed the highest mountain once or twice, but who’s countin’?
But nothin’ compares to these blue and yellow purple hills
Dirty Dozen, 80 of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
That’s why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
Or something, something, something… I don’t know
Hop hills, hills I hop
Hop two hills, on stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk
I wanna roll away like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I’m old and grey, I’ma go for broke
No? Okey-doke, I’m packin’ my nose with soap
Am I supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Aw, poor baby, born by a w- lady
Now I’m payin’ child support? (It’s your baby!)
I take four shots at one time
And I don’t need to chase when I’m swallowin’ mine
(Hey, you got any room?) In Bizarre’s hatch back?
We can’t go far ’cause the car has flats
Why the hell you people think I rap?
Because my mother taught me how to breach contracts
And if you got cash, then hide it soon (Swift, chill)
I’m just tryna get by like you
And I don’t give a damn if you find me rude (uh-huh)
Mean, crude, to hell with you too (uh-huh)
I only need three blunts and I’m cool
I just copped some and I’m goin’ back soon
I’ve been so many places, I’ve seen so many faces
But nothin’ compares to these blue and yellow purple hills
I’ve climbed the highest mountain once or twice, but who’s countin’?
But nothin’ compares to these blue and yellow purple hills
I’m at a rave, lookin’ at a babe like she want it
Gin and tonic, demonic, body smell like vomit
Looney, crazy, jumpy, sexy, dopey-heady guy
Whipped cream, dirty mattresses, wanna try? (Come on)
Blue hills, golden seals, got Bizarre actin’ ill
Drugs kill (yeah, right), chick, I’m for real!
Shut yo’ mouth, you dirty girl
You know you want me in your world
Ladies, please don’t fight, Bizarre’s here all night!
I’ve been so many places, I’ve seen so many faces
But nothin’ compares to these blue and yellow purple hills
I’ve climbed the highest mountain once or twice, but who’s countin’?
But nothin’ compares to these blue and yellow purple hills
Dirty Dozen, 80 of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
That’s why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
Or something, something, something… I don’t know
